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Wednesday, June 30th, 2010Дезззинтегрррраторрр!
Monday, June 28th, 2010Дезинтегрирование двух пачек Святого Жеки
“19th as well as Lexington” by Shitting Glitter
Monday, June 28th, 2010Video for a initial lane of Shitting Glitter’s third album, “Open for Business,” to be expelled worldwide upon January 5, 2010. The manuscript is already accessible for sequence from a band’s website, www.shittingglitter.com. Amy Crosby – Vocals; Devin Tait – Synths as well as Vocals; AJ Anderson – Electro Drums; Red Fox – Bass; Coco Ono – Glockenspiel.
Short film,battle-episode.2-clip: complacency is a installed gun.
Sunday, June 27th, 2010Short movie satire of Desperado-.film, Robert Rodriguez. “shooting in suggestion of Kaurismäki as well as grin in mouth.” Film get to Hannover Up as well as Coming Film Festival 4-9.9 1997. Where try to get in about 1900 film. And in Finland get in usually six. All direction, song as well as book Ylinikka, Vittikko ja Rostedt. (Episody movie in aged hospitaly Uusikaupunki.)
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Best Yuletide Present I’ve Ever Had
Saturday, June 26th, 2010“Whatever We Do, The Environment Must Be The Central Piece”
Wangari Maathai, Nobel Peace Prize Laureate
Prologue
Most of us participating in a capitalism manage to buy live approach over a environmental budget. Our buildings devour some-more materials, a air-con some-more energy, as well as a cars some-more resources than any singular tellurian being can transparent upon an environmental shift sheet.
It’s a genealogical thing driven by ego. The most ego-driven in between us stoop to a single of humankind’s darkest as well as most usual addictions – accumulating as well as flash income distant over one’s capability to devour in a unfortunate try to denote one’s “Value”.
Just similar to a heroin addict, Money Addicts do whatever it takes to perform a need.
Absent elementary tellurian values, one’s worth becomes a numbers game, immoderate some-more of a earth’s resources than any chairman can rationalize. The some-more income in a Financial Credit Card, a larger a capability to consume, things oneself which immorality ego with a need stronger than cocaine. The most cruel income mongers finish up flash their element resources – complicating matters, millions some-more follow ala Thorsten Veblen in a frenzy of celebrated expenditure proof “I’ve additionally done it.”
There’s zero wrong with money, unless somebody creates some-more than they can outlay during a responsibility of employees, commercial operation as well as environment. We can have all a income in a world, yet which doesn’t buy upon all sides upon a tellurian goodness or environmental shift sheet.
Unabated, over-consumption dooms both a class as well as a planet. Elegant understatement is a pass to a presence as a species.
Working in Hawai’i’s boardrooms, we schooled we don’t need to be cruel ego-driven predators to be successful. My commercial operation heroes had great hearts as well as practical low resources consumption. They satisfied which sugar attracts some-more flies than vinegar, as well as hard-ass managers have been simply stealing their incompetence. Coincidently, they outlayed some-more time giving divided their income than they did creation it.
As this vignette demonstrates, there have been some-more ways to magnitude one’s worth than money.
“The Best Yuletide Present I’ve Ever Had”.
In grant days, times were lean. School breaks found me as well as my trek thumbing a float somewhere permitted from L.A. On a entertain system, UCLA winter breaks were roughly a single month, copiousness of time to hitch low in to Mexico.
I had $50 as well as a trek full of peanut butter to final a month, as well as longed for to see how distant south we could go. Pesos were twelve to a dollar, as well as we could live perpetually upon peanut butter as well as bubbling prohibited corn tortillas loyal from a encampment Tortillaria. Every encampment has a tortillaria, yet it’s a genuine provide to find a encampment with earthen-oven banana bread. It comes out any hour upon a hour, so great when it’s bubbling we can breathe dual loafs true line – no butter, preserve or blade – usually things it in as well as “broke ‘da mouth, Brah” as we schooled to contend after in Hawaii. Even a bad tyro can live perpetually upon banana bread as well as peanut-butter tortillas.
Just outward Mazatlan, we got a float with a trucker all a approach to Mexico City. we could be there overnight as well as afterwards upon to a little tiny fishing encampment upon a sensuous seashore south of Acapulco.
We stopped during a red light dual hours south of Mazatlan. An oyster mount sat outward a cab. we could roughly strech out a window as well as squeeze a integrate of oysters, yet we have a lifelong fear of eating shellfish, courage as well as all. No have a disproportion how a cook decorates Oysters Rockefeller, they sojourn slippery creatures with no substance.
For a little opposite reason we motionless to try these shellfish. On an incentive we gave up my ride, pronounced Muchas Gracias, grabbed my backpack, as well as jumped from a taxi to a oyster stand.
The light incited green. My latest crony gave me a single final gesture, waved goodbye, as well as left in to a clouded cover of dust. What was we thinking? There went my float to Cuidad Mexico.
I incited as well as grabbed an oyster from a tray. What a foolish fool. we usually gave up a single of a most appropriate rides of my hold up to find Mexican oysters were a same as their California cousins. It’s Rocket Science!
I surveyed a surroundings, a crossroads trade light upon Highway One, a categorical blood vessel down Mexico’s West Coast. East was internal – we had no interest. However, a highway west went to a coast. An prolongation connective tissue literally ran along sticks stranded in a ground, snaking to a single side a highway as distant as we could see. The length was startling for such a groundless apparatus, so we asked a oyster-monger a story.
I schooled there was a fishing encampment 40 kilometers down a road. The prolongation connective tissue would move earthy phenomenon to a village, as well as a lights were scheduled to lighten a encampment for a initial time upon Yuletide Eve, roughly a week away.
What Yuletide Break luck! I’ve been in 3 villages during a impulse of foundation now, yet this was my first. This could be a genuine adventure, so we incited right as well as stranded out my ride upon a highway with roughly no traffic. The highway accessed multiform tillage villages along a approach – not most trade as well as all reduced stops. we was a rsther than commanding figure upon my late 20’s – rugby fit, roughly dual meters, with hair to my waist as well as brave roughly as far. On campus, pleasing women told me they were sceptical of my long, glossy hair. In reality, we was some-more a scabby towering masculine than a conform statement, as well as when we hitch-hiked a Mexican seashore we was regularly Jesus Christo or Santa Claus to a locals!
It took half a dozen rides by this prosaic tillage nation to strech road’s end. Each motorist asked this startling hitchhiker where we was going. Each time we pronounced we was usually following a prolongation cord. Their faces illuminated up – Ah, we have been starting to a encampment which goes electric upon Yuletide Eve!
It was vast headlines in this neighborhood.
I eventually reached a town. It wasn’t much. Green fields spread out during a behind of a village, shaped around an stern locale block fronted by a beach, as well as an bay where a highway finished as well as a fishing boats began.
This place was as elementary as it gets – as well as there was an additional American. A Texas anthropologist Ph.D. claimant was usually finishing a six-month study. He comparison a undiluted coastal fishing encampment for his studies, as well as afterwards detected it was essentially agricultural. He didn’t clarity it, yet a scholar educational vocalization damaged Spanish was regarded by a villagers as something of a buffoon, as well as they were regularly personification games with his studies, responding his “observations” with inside jokes as well as silly stories. Instead of staying for a loyal anthropomorphic eventuality – a foundation of his investigate encampment – a destiny anthropologist was headed home for Yuletide dinner. The villagers courteously bid him goodbye, yet we silently questioned his educational commitment.
I instinctively camped upon a beach 200 meters divided from a village, as well as walked past a shrimp vessel captain’s residence any day. The richest as well as most absolute masculine in a village, with a greatest “casa’” right upon a beach, a captain had a full tub of dry shrimp subsequent to a list in a walled patio, as well as copiousness of comfortable beer. On my third day, he invited me in for splash as well as shrimp, a protocol we enjoyed any afternoon for a subsequent 3 weeks.
Soon, a college students from Guadalajara as well as Cuidad Mexico assimilated us. we schooled of a complicated Mexico rising in a early 70’s, of farmers’ sons starting to University to sight as engineers, teachers, doctors as well as pharmacists, to see a benefits of a “Agua Potable” projects we had seen fifteen years earlier.
Forty years after Pancho Villa, Mexico was flourishing up, as well as interjection to my family’s adventures, we gifted it from a belligerent building in a late 50’s. Now a initial epoch to great was off to University – my celebration buddies.
The environment was still normal Mexico. The captain got a genuine flog out of hosting a Gringo. Inside his done of clay walls, we sat during a vast complicated wooden list with uninterrupted beers as well as which box of shrimp. Across a courtyard, a women of a family sat in a kitchen doorway determining if we was Santa or Jesus. In this tillage Macho culture, a women were light years divided from Women’s Lib. we wondered if their UCLA sisters clarity a disproportion in between a dual adjacent worlds, or appreciated their own extraordinary opportunities inside of on-going California society.
I still had a great time, flirting from distant with a 20-somethings of my own generation, all bargain that’s as distant as it could go.
The anthropologist was a vast subject during a block table. The students got great joviality revelation stories of heading a scientist down dry paths to nowhere, to sites of “great significance”, of how they invented ludicrous tillage as well as fishing techniques as well as funny tales of teenage courting strategies in an epoch of an rising society. They accurate a gullible anthropologist didn’t have a idea about their tongue-in-cheek antics.
Worthwhile University guys a universe over have an trusting mischievous strain which demonstrates mote as well as creativity, generally in a tillage Mexican encampment still though electricity.
When my latest friends schooled we was from Los Angeles, i.e., Hollywood, they asked if we knew Tom Jones, Englebert Humperdink as well as Carlos Santana. It wasn’t startling – these 3 were a stars of Mexican Pop Culture of a day. we did sketch Carlos onstage during a United Farm Workers concert, as well as carried my classical photos any time we hitch-hiked Mexico, both close-up as well as full theatre arm-in-arm with Cesar Chavez. The guys went nuts, as well as we positively gained acceptance in internal multitude – no bonehead anthropologist here.
But Tom Jones as well as Englebert Humperdink?
We unequivocally bonded, as well as afterwards a vast day came – Yuletide Eve.
A fibre of twenty unequivocally elementary electric lights hung from a fibre of sockets as well as electrical connective tissue were strung around a locale square. Even yet it was a categorical encampment in which end-of-the-road neighborhood, a locale still wasn’t crowded, yet upon a allocated day people sat in a block for hours prior to full darkness, watchful to spin upon a lights.
The University Boys collected upon a beach as well as enjoyed a pleasing sunset, flitting around spare bottles of cerveza donated by a shrimp vessel captain. They went to propagandize in Guadalajara as well as had seen it all before.
As a final red left from a horizon, we walked to a plaza. Obviously, everybody was there. As a final light of day forsaken in to darkness, a Mayor flipped a switch, as well as a piazza came to life. Unlike a University boys, most villagers had never left their hamlet, as well as had never seen illuminated light. When it happened – in an benefaction – a concept pant energized a square. The unfrosted lights were unequivocally bright.
Somebody proposed upon foot around a piazza counter-clockwise. Every ambulatory part of of a village, together with me, shortly assimilated him. It was great. we stood a conduct aloft than anybody else, as well as had sufficient hair to compare everybody else combined, so we looked opposite a sea of sombreros as we all walked in a same direction.
When we was wearied with upon foot in a circle, it was time to fool around Santa Claus. we packaged a red T-shirt, red stocking hat, a can of white hair mist as well as tiny duffel bag.
Wherever we was in Mexico for Yuletide Eve, we paid for all a wrapped penny sweets we could find. Armed with prolonged white hair as well as beard, red shawl as well as shirt, as well as a 10-kilo bag of sweets over my shoulder, we entered a opposite Mexican locale block any Yuletide Eve of a early 70’s. The book regularly played a same.
Village kids see cinema of Santa, yet never a genuine live Santa Claus.
When we walked in to a locale block as well as begin handing out candy, a of course respectful kids were nurse for about a minute. Every child underneath twelve could smell a honeyed stuff, as well as we handed out a initial morsels a single during a time, fixation a sweets in a palm as well as a grin in their brain. we was shortly surrounded by a sea of jumping, screaming, shouting kids. At which point, we usually reached in to a bag, grabbed a handful, as well as proposed throwing a sweets similar to raindrops (hence wrapped sweets only). The stage became a madhouse of delight as kids grabbed a air for drifting sweets or pacifist for a infancy of sweets which finished upon a ground.
Then a cleverest kids would figure out where a sweets came from. Kids starting for a bag begin grabbing my arms as well as legs, stone climbing up toward my shoulder. we a single after an additional grabbing as well as tossing sweets with up to 3 kids unresolved onto any arm, praying we would run out of sweets prior to we was swarmed by a sea of kids shouting as well as screaming “Santa Claus’! Santa Claus”! Eventually they regularly impressed me as well as we collapsed in to a sea of vehement children.
It was great. What a wonderful, certain approach to applaud Yuletide – distant improved than any composed as well as respectful turkey cooking with people we usually saw once a year.
This time, a genuine vital Santa appeared in a encampment upon a same night as electric lights. What a miracle, may be some-more for me than a encampment kids!
Christmas sunrise was hotter than hell, a great day for a town’s initial stone concert, finish with a live Rock ‘N Roll band.
Well, roughly a band. They didn’t verbalise English, yet done a intrepid try during memorizing a words. They didn’t verbalise song either, yet done a intrepid try during that. The organisation was distant from those great California Flower Power concerts of a 60’s as well as 70’s, yet we still gave them points for even attempting a wire in these parts.
I will never dont cruise about their delivery of Tom Jones’s “She’s A Lady”, by distant a misfortune block of song I’ve ever listened – yet a single of a most appropriate memories.
The wire set up opposite a side of a store, a dance building was a mud road, as well as a wire warranted income by using a wire opposite a dance building any integrate of songs. When dancers stepped over a rope, they paid a peso. About a dozen of us University boys sat in a coconut frond grill upheld a shawl any half hour so we could buy a single spare cerveza, take a sip, as well as pass it on. Our usually subject was reckoning out a settlement of a pick up wire so we could dance though paying.
At mid-afternoon, dual vast Winnebago’s gathering by a locale square, finish with all a bells as well as whistles. Both had engine scooters mounted over a front fender as well as trailed tiny outboard boats. It was utterly a shock. No villager had seen anything similar to this, so they were unequivocally excited. we had a some-more meaningful feeling – Middle America competence plod up this undiluted Christmas. The camper vans a single after an additional down to a bay as well as we hoped that’s where they would stay.
Those rigs usually didn’t demeanour similar to their occupants would fit in with internal people, as well as this was a unequivocally special Christmas.
About an hour later, a Louisiana rednecks invaded a Yuletide Party. They arrived in roughly laughable fashion; a fat, overweight, prime integrate upon any bike. The husbands were driving, unequivocally drunk, with their wives shouting upon a pillion chair as they gathering towards a celebration in encircle patterns, roughly descending over multiform times.
The initial motorbike gathering right in to a center of a dancers, where it crashed in a center of a dance floor. What a grand, typically redneck, all annoying entrance. Remember, this demographic is a bottom of Bush politics. At this unequivocally moment, “W” was an alcoholic companionship child escaped National Guard avocation whilst Nixon was fluctuating a Vietnam War as prolonged as possible.
Despite their infamous behavior, respectful Mexican villagers reached over to assistance up a inebriated bikers, who came up screaming about how a dancers got in their way. Refusing assisting hands, a integrate got up, dusted themselves off, as well as left their bike upon a belligerent in a center of a dance floor, leaking motor fuel in to a ground. The screaming father proposed pulling dancers out of his approach to transparent an open dancing space though tripping upon his own bike. It was loyal out of Hollyweird, solely this stage was tragically real.
When a wire came by, a inebriated father stumbled opposite a fibre though realizing a purpose. When a earthy education instructor explained with gestures, a millionaire pulled a thick clod of income from his pocket, as well as shouted, “I’ve got all a income in a world, yet I’m not profitable a single peso for this shit music”. He afterwards stumbled in to a integrate kindly perplexing to omit him.
They were loud, rude, spoke Southern as well as a man literally had a red neck, a arrogant, unknowingly kind of folks who voted Bush in to a White House as well as were foolish sufficient to re-elect him. It was a single of those moments which have decent people abashed to be American, so we slid over upon a dais deeper in to a shade, perplexing to be invisible.
We upheld a own “hat”, paid for an additional spare beer, as well as we took my swig. It would take some-more than a single sip of splash to relieve a annoyance combined by my compatriots.
Then a Redneck saw me. He froze in his gyrations, stopped dancing as well as marched loyal to a table, fists clenched, arms moving similar to a dynamic Porky Pig cartoon. we never pronounced a word as well as attempted to omit him, yet it didn’t work. He walked underneath a coconut leaves, without delay opposite a list from me. we was happy a list distant us. we was 28, personification inhabitant championship rugby, as well as he was a short, fat prime drunk. we didn’t wish to be forced in to a biased earthy fight upon Christmas.
“You know what’s wrong with we fucking hippies? You usually don’t give a shit about money.”
“It’s Christmas.” we replied. “Let’s usually relax as well as have a great time. Where we from?”
Mr. Redneck came behind during me. “I’m a Louisiana oil millionaire, as well as we know which income is everything. You fucking hippies aren’t even dog shit – - – given we usually don’t caring about money.”
All a University Boys were sitting during which wooden table, 6 upon any side. While a Red Neck tormented me, my friends were asking in Spanish, “Both of we have been American. Why is he creation a complaint for you?”
Rural Mexicans have been most as well respectful to cruise such behavior.
As we explained which all American aren’t a same, Mr. Red Neck shouted, “Hey Hippie, I’m articulate to you. You usually don’t give a shit about money.”
“Listen, I’m a grant tyro during UCLA, as well as we do caring about money, yet it isn’t everything, as well as this is Christmas. Just relax as well as let these people suffer their holiday.”
“Fucking Hippie, all is all about money.”
The messy infamous strikebreaker was commencement to dissapoint me, yet not in a earthy way. This was Christmas, as well as we usually longed for a encampment to suffer a greatest day in their history.
I replied, “Money can buy element things, yet it can’t buy a most critical things in life, similar to love.”
“Want to have a bet? Honey, come here.” He grabbed his mother by a arm, yanked her tighten to him, looked me in a eye as well as said, “Money certain can buy love,” pronounced Mr. Redneck. “Doesn’t it honey!” muscle action his broke mother so parsimonious about a shoulder we disturbed her conduct competence cocktail loyal up. we felt indeed contemptible as well as broke for her.
“Well may be income can buy what we cruise is love, yet income positively can’t buy friendship.”
“Oh, really?” pronounced Mr. Louisiana. “Watch this.”
“Cerveza for everyone, upon a house!” Mr. Millionaire gallantly waved his arm over a complete list similar to a Magic Wand.
It was a crafty ploy. The day was hot, a list was packaged with immature masculine college students, as well as we were so bad there was usually a single spare bottle of splash upon a list – empty. We were all sweating in a heat, as well as a cold splash upon Yuletide for any tyro would be Heaven.
I was peaceful to fool around a peacemaker. If this man paid for a turn for everyone, he competence close up as well as we would prove a thirst.
I pronounced in Spanish “Come on, guys, usually dont cruise about this asshole, take a event to mellow out this jerk as well as suffer a cold beer.”
I was astounded when all heads shook “No”.
In Spanish we explained, “Every a single of us wants a cold beer. We all know this man is a sum jerk, so it won’t shift a loyalty if we suffer a beer.”
Long faces still shook their heads no.
“OK, guys, usually cruise a splash a Yuletide present.”
Nothing worked. Then, in undiluted English we never listened in a prior week, an Engineering tyro replied. “Hey, Gringo. We unequivocally don’t caring how most income we have, yet we annoyed a crony – as well as we aren’t great sufficient to splash with us in a initial place!
“We don’t wish your millionaire beer.”
Mr. Redneck was in shock. Like most of a abounding as well as powerful, he paid for a joy territory of panderers who didn’t unequivocally wish his friendship, yet were peaceful to brown-nose for a little of his money. For this, they sole their loyalty as well as dignity. It’s a usual clique, a lord as well as his “trusted” handlers revelation him what he wants to hear.
Yet in this small, bad Mexican encampment electrified reduction than twenty-four hours before, Mr. Millionaire eventually met people so unapproachable they could not be bought.
He looked during his mother as well as pronounced “Come on, honey, let’s get out of here.” They collected a alternative integrate as well as both motorbikes careened divided from a celebration as well as behind to a estuary.
An hour later, dual Winnebago’s gathering out of town.
The firmness of those elementary villagers denying a giveaway cold splash upon a prohibited day left me with a loyalty as well as clarity of impression no income can ever buy. To this day, it stays a distant some-more critical Yuletide benefaction than any element gift
I stayed in a encampment an additional 10 days, until propagandize proposed again in Guadalajara. Every night, a University Boys went to a Plaza to watch their encampment transport around a soda fountain until midnight.
It was regularly counter-clockwise, yet a University Boys, during least, all knew which once earthy phenomenon arrived, there was no branch behind a clock.
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A decade later, we busy Fortune 500 boardrooms, not in Louisiana, yet in Honolulu. Aloha shirts, not coats as well as ties, have been a customary attire, as well as a government practices have been as veteran as they get – may be more. At slightest until we left Alohaland in 1989, a standard power-playing hard-ass jerk didn’t mount a possibility of apropos a executive in a Hawaii-based house (excepting Harry Weinburg, who paid for his approach onto a Alexander & Baldwin board.)
My rarely successful clients had income to burn, yet they never paid for a friendship. Filled with Aloha Spirit, they didn’t have to.
John “Caveman” Gray, AKA Ling Yai (Thai for Big Monkey)was initial published nationally in a USA in 1957 in Parade Magazine. He’s been writing, photographing as well as producing videos ever since. His stories have appeared in countless inhabitant as well as general magazines as well as newspapers upon all from Science to governing body as well as travel. You can locate most some-more stories in a “Readings” territory during www.johngray-seacanoe.com
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Friday, June 25th, 2010Rami Silainen, Bose Vittikko ja Mikko Lamminen.
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